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An important public message. https://t.co/2MGzdWjdwD

— James Corden (@JKCorden) April 25, 2020

One thing they’ll never take away from us is our sense of flippin humour! 😉🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/Iomdxrf2Tg

— alistair green (@mralistairgreen) April 26, 2020

the gilmore girls revival but it's a cookery show presented by sookie

— Gilmore Girls revival but… (@ggrevivalbut) April 26, 2020

If you were a parliamentary pass that hadn't been used for over a month, where would you be?

— Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips) April 26, 2020

In 2017, a Palestinian judge banned divorce during Ramadan because "people make hasty decisions when they're hungry".

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 27, 2020

I decided to use this lockdown time to try the Marie Kondo method for decluttering my home and got rid of anything that didn’t spark joy. I feel really good about it but my husband and kids are really ruining the moment by trying to get back inside the house.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 27, 2020

Here’s a game of spot the difference. 1) @dailymail ‘s pic of me & my dad 2) the actual picture. Socially distant, no physical contact & was bringing them food. Been a long month of no contact, my mum worked for the NHS her whole career so she was ruthless about distance. Thanks pic.twitter.com/4cWifBGzMa

— James Cracknell (@jamescracknell) April 26, 2020

When you’ve been stuck in a house together for too long… https://t.co/YIPO3RGpIb

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 27, 2020

Once in Government, we will complete a 5 year Parliament in only 4 years. This policy not only ensures a 20% saving for the public purse but also gives everyone in the UK a year off from listening to our politicians. #Manicfesto

— 📢 oFFiCiaL mONsTEr rAvINg lOOnY PArTy 🎩 (@Official_MRLP) April 27, 2020

Just read "For those in their 20s and 30s, culture beats programmes every time". seriously? "every time"? zero exceptions? can we stop with the generalisations please… #millenials #Notathing #badscience #whatevenarethey

— Andy du Feu (@andydufeu) April 27, 2020

Sky News did a piece *last week* on how Netflix use is soaring in lockdown, as if they’d just noticed.

— Kevin Bennett (@kevinleebennett) April 27, 2020

As preparations for the Premier League to resume get underway, Norwich City unveil new home kit: pic.twitter.com/tgnqSy0zH3

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) April 28, 2020

When I was young, The Adults were always going ‘oh the weather forecast is never right. I think they make it up, haha!’ But now I AM an adult it seems to me like the forecast is bang on, depressingly often.

— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) April 28, 2020

I’m just trying to do my job – as every other government is. This tendency to read malign motives when all any of us is trying to do is tackle the virus as best we can, is tedious and misplaced. https://t.co/VNVHthPsO9

— Nicola Sturgeon (@NicolaSturgeon) April 28, 2020

She’s found a new spot in my car lol 😂 pic.twitter.com/7wLf0qugdI

— My sister-in-law baby cousin Tracy ! (@PrettiRickkay) April 27, 2020

@jk_rowling it's my nephew, Oscar's 11th birthday today and he's got these sorting hat cupcakes!! pic.twitter.com/oPl2kN9Gad

— Siobhan (@Siobhannn92) April 28, 2020

I shall be presenting the #BBCNewsatOne today. Not standing outside a maternity hospital. #ItsABoy

— Simon McCoy (@SimonMcCoyTV) April 29, 2020

Isolating by yourself has a few downsides, but has far more upsides. For example, I have just made myself a smoothie with raspberries and a Solero. It was sensational. Paging @BootstrapCook @Nigella_Lawson @SabrinaGhayour @simonrim @NigelSlater @BegumNadiya

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 29, 2020

Just did a little count:

Tweets / comments / emails during #BBCBreakfast suggesting I am a mouthpiece for the government: 193

Those accusing me of being a ‘lefty’ or not given the government enough credit: 187

I got 4 about my shoes & 2 about mince pies

Enjoy your Wednesday pic.twitter.com/ASwtyHOdFz

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) April 29, 2020

The moment when @DUALIPA collided with the @BBCNews theme music – courtesy of @piffleandwhimsy — with thanks to @gregjames @BBCR1 pic.twitter.com/bp1ZOELWqy

— Simon McCoy (@SimonMcCoyTV) April 28, 2020

#truth pic.twitter.com/gMAbi4ORXc

— David Crowder (@crowdermusic) April 29, 2020

The Lincoln illusion is when a heavily pixelated image becomes clear if you squint or look at it from afar. In 1976, Salvador Dali showed it in his painting ‘Gala contemplating the Mediterranean Sea, which at 20 meters becomes the portrait of Abraham Lincoln'. (Image: LANOEL.) pic.twitter.com/cgpt5qKELI

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 29, 2020

So, too, the name 'Babybel' implies the existence of a hypothetical giant 'Bel' cheese, sadly believed now to be extinct in the wild https://t.co/Z8ns2N8qFa

— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) April 30, 2020

May still means #Eurovision! With programmes across TV, Radio and a special night of @Eurovision on May 16th.

📺 Eurovision: Come Together – 6.30pm @BBCOne
📺 Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light – 8pm @BBCOne
📺 The A-Z of Eurovision – 10pm @BBCTwo

👉 https://t.co/xant2lkbs7 pic.twitter.com/pAOvI6VYW1

— BBC Eurovision (@bbceurovision) May 1, 2020

Who needs a mask? Do this and no one will come near you!

https://t.co/CblZV7P0qL

— 🇨🇦SueCorvette🇨🇦 ❎ (@suecorvette) April 30, 2020

Meanwhile, since the Louvre's been closed… pic.twitter.com/N48HHNdDg2

— Sister Celluloid, same on Bluesky and Threads (@sistercelluloid) April 22, 2020

Did any psychics or horoscopes predict Covid 19 in their 2020 predictions? I mean properly predict it with all the ramifications and lockdowns and deaths.

And assuming not can we perhaps ignore psychics and horoscopes forever?

— Otto English (@Otto_English) April 30, 2020

Just while I wait for them to have an actual rematch. pic.twitter.com/yVsaXD9bNS

— Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter) April 29, 2020

You can listen to my new single informing you of all your tenants rights on Spotify now (cc @CPSHomes) #GotYourBackhttps://t.co/vvl7iplOBM pic.twitter.com/Es1dgJBqFA

— Joe Lycett (@joelycett) May 1, 2020

Ordering dessert in a restaurant:

1. Pat your stomach, chuckle, say you’re full, look at the dessert menu anyway
2. Wait for waiter to return, chuckle again, confirm you really are full, although it “all looks lovely! Haha!”
3. Ask for “just the bill”
4. The waiter hates you

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 1, 2020

1) Larry sprinting back to the #10 door – *click* – here's camera shutter click
2) Stops to slow gallop and pose
3) And then one final pose at the base of the door for good measure. #NumberOnePoser #CatsOfTwitter pic.twitter.com/DXX1R00JsY

— Justin Ng (@justin_ng) April 30, 2020

Cadbury unveiled a new logo and spent £1million. I think the tilt to straight is a better option.. but such a tremendous amount is worth to cost? 🤔 welcome your ideas to dig more! #CadburyLogoRedesign pic.twitter.com/XZ47cuY3rv

— Vikas Tiwari (Vicasso) (@VicassoVikas) April 28, 2020